Shakespeare once said, "A little fire is quickly trodden out, which, being suffer'd, rivers cannot quench." Luckily for me, there was not even the littlest of fires. There were, however, several firefighters.
I was peacefully putting the shrimp & cabbage filling into the egg roll wrappers while the deep-fryer oil heated up. I did two quick test runs and noticed the finished product came out a little darker brown than I'd like, so I turned the heat down some and went back to folding more egg rolls.